It's Tuesday....

I did not, under ANY circumstances eat an entire sleeve of Thin Mints. In one sitting. Ever. That is simply not attractive. Or good for any kind of weight loss plan.

I would never judge my sweet kind loving hilarious friend Stacy for not loving the new Depeche Mode song. She forgave me of my initial disdain of Muse. I mean seriously... when someone knows a lot of stuff about you that no one else does... you let things go. Otherwise your huge little indiscretions secrets might find their way onto the internet, via her blog.

I never, not even for one second wanted to kick someone in their throat for allowing my child to be bullied at church. I realize that we all have faults and that some of us are just plain stupid.
I am tolerant of those who are not like me. Plus, we never kick people in their throats.... even if they deserve it. It's just not Christlike.

I most certainly did not scream at scold my children for something that their father did. And I resent the fact that you would even think such a thing. I am totally Mommy of the Year material.

I'm thrilled that my 6 month old baby has learned how to use her voice to yell at us when she wants something. It's endearing. While most babies cry to communicate their needs, she screams "AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG" at us. In a harsh tone. Repeatedly. I love that she has such a great command of her vocal chords at such a young age. That means she's smart. This really gives me hope for when she's 3. I cannot wait. Life is gonna be fun for me.

I would never, ever dream of taunting my children because I kicked their butts scored a 99% on HARD on "When You Were Young" AND "Spaceman" when we played Rockband. Oh yeah, baby! I realize that I'm a grown up. It just might be easier for me to do certain things. But still.... 99%- you gotta gimme props for that.

That's all the awesomeness you can handle today. I don't need a bunch of enemies. I know that you are talented as well- you must not lose hope.
Please don't hate.
I am indeed one of the coolest people I have ever met.

And as always- all this can be yours as well, you just gotta want it bad enough.