I don't really know a delicate way to say this.... so I guess I'll just say it straight out.
I am so sorry to have to do this in a letter, but I have found someone new. I can no longer live a life of superficiality. Brandon, I love your eyeliner, I even dealt with the facial hair; but it's time I move on. As for you, Mikey.... I've enjoyed our life together thus far. We have four beautiful children and nothing will ever loosen the bond that we share. But I must be true to myself. I can no longer deny my feelings. I just can't.
I'm sure you understand.
If you don't now, hopefully you will in time.
You both hold a very special place in my heart, and I'm afraid you always will. There are times that a girl must follow her true instincts.
His name is Radhakant Bajpai and he's really, really hot. And extremely successful. There is no one in the world like him. I even have proof of that.
Yes, he may be older, but our connection cannot be denied. Michael, I know this is a double whammy for you because you absolutely detest curry. Please forgive me.
Included is a picture of the man who stole my heart.
I will love you both forever, but.....
destiny is calling me.
Layners











12 comments:
Wow, the words are just not there. I hope you're very happy with bushy ear man.
I'm sure Mikey will understand.
And I'm also sure I just threw up by breakfast.
I meant MY not BY.
Who can explain why we love someone?
Dude!!! throw some guyliner on him, and he's totally your type. I wish you many years of happiness. When you're old, and hopefully he's not dead, you can spend hours twirling each others ear hair.
I am taking you out!!! He is all mine. Meet my at the part at 4:3o today.
Holy crap! What a hottie! He just overtook Jack Bauer for my #1 spot.
Just think of what you will be able to do with all that ear hair! Wow!
You've gotta have children... they would be talents such as him!
I hope you will be very happy together. ;-)
There are no words to describe how completely and utterly grossed out I am right now.
That is totally gross. And that's all I can say about that.
How could he NOT understand?
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