To TeLL Or nOt...

I would never bribe people to be quiet. I am the boss of this house. People do as I say. Period.


No, you do not see my 2 yr old watching Project Runway. That's inappropriate programming for her age. Duh.


It was not my 2 yr old daughter that was stripping in Nursery on Sunday. We encourage freedom of expression in our home, but pullllleeeeeeeze. We be classy, yo.


At no time this week did I threaten to kick Lil Man in the throat for bouncing around and being generally ob.nox.ious. He's 8- it's his job. I get it...


I was not at all attracted to a Dell laptop simply because it can come in my favorite OPI color. Wow. Shallow much?


I was not tempted to buy said favorite OPI nail color simply because "I haven't bought a new nail polish in a long time....and quite frankly, I'm kinda worth it." Who talks to themselves like that in the middle of the grocery store at 7:30 am? Not me. That's for sure.


I think that I've shared enough. I know that some of my friends have a hard time accepting my perfection and it is really not usually never my intention to alienate peeps.