I'm baaaaack...

I know y'all missed me. Heck, I missed me too. I miss my bloggy friends so I decided to resurface and see what random stuff I can come up with tonight.

I love chewy sweet tarts. Wow... I feel better now... That really needed to be said.

there was a drag queen at my sisters house on Christmas day. I tell no lies. I have never actually met a real live one before. I mean, he wasn't dressed up or anything, but it totally counts. He was talking about how he can throw his boobies to the wall and they will stick. He also mentioned that because of this fact, he has no back problems. Yeah, it was a little too much information, but y'all know how I value education and stuff.


we had a good Christmas. I went all over creation looking for a Pinkalicious junior quad for Princess Faints-a-lot. There was one guy who wanted to sell me a faster one, but I didn't wanna KILL her, I just wanted her to have a little fun. Also, some lady stole the last blue iPod right in front of me. I had to remember my divine nature so girlfriend didn't get her throat ripped out. Thanks to her, I was out all night in search of another one. But I'm not bitter or anything.


I went to Utah to see the BFF and my BF. I brought back some really cute jewelry and a chest cold. It was awesome. I also got to dig a car out of the snow, which is not something I get to do on a regular basis. It was awesome. Wait... I already said that, huh? But it was, so it's cool.


we moved. We now live in the country outside a pretty small town. I love it. And no, I have not been abducted by aliens. I am still me. There are malls within driving distance, so it's all good. We are looking at an old farmhouse to restore. Once everything is finalized and the project started, I will post pictures that I'm sure will be accompanied by spectacular commentary.

I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to bed. Hubby starts a new job tomorrow and I need to make sure he gets as little sleep as possible. He really is a lucky guy.