To TeLL Or nOt...

I would never dream of rejoicing that my children have a late start at school today. I love watching Daddy to get them up at 5:30 am and then listen to them fight until it's time to leave. It just sets the tone for the whole day and it makes me happy.
I would never fight dehydration by taking one sip of ice water, then one sip of Dr. Pepper. That's just stupid.
I most certainly did not scream at my iPod because Brandon wasn't loading fast enough. I am exceedingly patient.
I would never choose Zyrtec over Claritin for my children because the doctor told me that it might have better sedative qualities. I also would never follow that information up with a question pertaining to hooking Princess Faints-alot up to an IV full of the stuff. She really suffers from allergies. I'm trying to help her. Seriously.
I may or may not have said "Your Mama" when one of my kids said the other one was crazy. Had I actually been inclined to say that (which really doesn't sound like something I'd do), well that would have just been immature and rude. Two things I have never been.
Please don't be jealous of my awesomeness. Jealousy will ruin you. And that would bum me out.
I am considering hosting a seminar so that peeps can be more like me, thereby making the world a happier (and more beautifully decorated) place. You're most welcome.

My New Years "Revolution"

You know I like to keep things simple, yet classy. 2011 will be no different. I proudly present to you my theme for this year:

I even made the poster my very own self... I think it's just perfect.

Monday Morning Music Baby- Neon Trees

My sweet friend crazymamaof6 is pregnant. with number SEVEN.

ON PURPOSE....



I KNOW, RIGHT?!?


She confessed on Facebook that she was feeling a wee bit bitchy. Ever the giver, I'ma help her out with a rad tune. I need to start Monday Morning Music again and I can think of no better reason.... So here you are, Mama!


Enjoy!