I did not make fun of a HORRIBLE rap song only to get it stuck in my head ALL friggin' day. I'm too cool for that.
I would never dream of trying to catch Conjunctivitis from my 2 year old in hopes of getting a mini vaca and some cool eye drops.
I did not stay awake most of the night because I drank 10,000 gallons of Dr. Pepper. That's just dumb.
At no point in time this week, nor would I ever threaten my beautiful children with
Who ever thought of the idea of sending a 20 month old to boot camp is insane. It might really mess them up. They are SUPPOSED to lick jelly off the floor and throw iPod's when their favorite song doesn't automatically play when they scream at it. Sheesh. Lighten up, peeps.
As usual, I am ever sensitive to those who are not blessed as I with supreme coolness. I shall share no more of the things that I would never dream of doing.
That is all.
5 comments:
oh good - you're back!
good to see nothing's changed! ;-)
I think I've decided that, instead of making Princess Faintsalot a PB&J sandwich, I'll just put some jelly on the plate for her. The end result is the same.
Hehehe! I've never done any of those things, literally cause I don't have kids, however there have been times when I have maybe madeout with someone who had strep or the plague in hopes of missing some work... just sayin... I sure do love you and am missing your presence at work!
Does this mean you're back? What do you mean you never left us?
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